Sunday, January 15, 2006

Someone call Someone a "Dick"?

And here I am nursing a fat lip after a "battle" with Tony. Oh...and check out the new haircut.

Happy New Haircut to me...again.

I met a new boy last night. His name is Dave. And...well, I really have nothing too good to say about that whole meeting.

: ) Alright, so I met up this new guy last night who I met on myspace. It's been awhile since I've just met up with some random person and it felt good to dive back into it. I headed over to his place near Uptown where he thrust a Blue Moon in my hand in a feeble attempt to get me drunk. (What he would have done if his plan had succeeded... Guess I won't know until tonight when I WILL get fucking plastered.) (Alright...I SHOULD stop worrying the "fam") But yeah, we sat back with some beer and had some "chit-chat", as people call it. I told stories about creepy guys hitting on me at Target and we listened to music and dicked around on the internet looking at (and mocking) myspace profiles.

His roommates came home a little later; Travis and Adam. I found Travis to be quite hilarious, though he never really tried to be funny. Adam was really cool too; he made me feel really comfortable and was easy to talk to. He also gave me one of the nicest compliments I've ever received when he told me that I seemed "like a really cool person." He said this after I told him that I don't really have any friends up here. And then he told me I should come and hang out more there. Yeah...I see what he's trying to do; he's being all nice and friendly because his groin is itchy and he just wants some action. : )

A guy named Ben came over later...I hope that was his name. I guess he's well known among graffiti artists and Dave was telling me that his work is all over Minneapolis. He showed me some pictures of his stuff and though I'm no expert on graffiti, I think it's quite good. It's very detailed and fine, not something you usually see with graffiti. But yeah, look for him, I guess his trademark is that he puts whiskers on his "characters." (God, I hope I'm not getting this wrong.) Yeah, he was an interesting boy. I guess he was in an unfriendly mood; Dave and I were laughing as Ben and Adam were bickering in the kitchen like a married couple. "Why are you getting bitchy with me?"

Around 3 am, Adam left with a backpack full of spray paint, and I felt sooo jealous. I love just doing random shit at odd times, but as it's winter, my spontaneity levels need some refueling. After that, Dave and I settled down in warm blankets and watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But as it was around 4 am and we had some beer in our system, we were sleepy...and indeed, we fell asleep. So I ended up staying there last night for I felt too lazy to pull my petite self from the warm embrace of the blankets. And so this morning I left his place around 10; he headed to work and I met up with Tony to watch Pittsburgh beat down the Colts.

Tonight I shall head to the 7th St. Entry...for the first time...and watch Dave's roommates' band play a show.

It better be worth my time.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn you met another guy named Dave! well at least you had nothing too good to say about him. and i really don't think this so called dave's plans were to get you drunk (don't worry Ian) but rather ease the akwardness of life. Thrust was a strong word choice, but paints a great picture :) and speaking of painting, ben's artist name is 27 (II VII). He draws a lot of fish and "pringle faces". yeah alot of whiskers basically...and sail boats and birds.

Ian said...

But I AM worried. I saw on the T.V. that they are brewing Rufie beer in Mexico and smuggling it into 'merica in whatever label you want. You can order it over those internets .

I hear that they lure you with promises of seeing their friends bands play and making spray paintings of your likeness (but with whiskers), and before you know it, you wake up in a bathub full of ice with no kidneys.

It's a crazy, crazy city.

Trust no one. Even your family.

Ian said...

I whole-heartedly agree with what you said about written sarcasm, Jacob.

I tend to take things for face value and sarcasm is often lost on me. Funny that Liz is my sister and I am disconnected with sarcasm, eh?

Anyway, I give you a lot of credit for looking beneath the surface of things.

Liz said...

I give Jacob absolutely no credit.