So...I guess I'm famous at Target now. Here's why:
The other day I was working on the floor putting away stray. (Stray is what people return, leave in odd places, or decide they do not want at the register.) While on the floor, you're always approached by people asking you where something is and whatnot. This night I was working, I was approached by a man who wanted to know where something was. When he asked me where an item was, I could have SWORN he said "ball straps" and I was confused by this and for some reason, common sense just did not kick in and I said, "Ball straps?"
A guy that works on the floor, Muhammud, was right there and he turned and started laughing. As soon as "ball straps" left my mouth I realized the intensity of what I had said and started to laugh to. The guy smiles and says, "No, Mouse Traps."
Oh...
So, Muhammud had to tell him where the mouse traps were.
So I'm talking to Brian tonight, a guy who works on the salesfloor, as we're walking out to our cars and I said, "You want to hear a funny story?" Somewhere along the line, I said something about "ball straps" and he goes, "Oh, I already heard this story."
"From who?" Muhammud was the only one there.
Brian then asked if I was questioning who told him the story (which ended up being a guy named Pat) or if he knew who had said "ball straps." Brian claimed he did not know who it was that said "ball straps."
"It was me!" I shouted.
"That was you?! You're the infamous "ball strap" sayer??"
Yeah, so I guess the story has been going around the store, but my name is a mystery.
Funny.
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Yeah, I must say I'm quite proud of myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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