Merry X-Mas, You're Growing Up

I was down in Iowa for Part One of my X-mas at home. I went down on the 17th and came back on the 22nd and while down there my mom and I exchanged gifts. From her I got a recipe book, a Wok set, wood coasters, an apple crisp pan with mix and a crock pot. I also got one present from my dad and his gf and it was a 4-cup coffee pot. I really appreciate everything I got for it's stuff that I needed, but I just find it funny. I mean, you know you're growing up when you're getting a crock pot and a coffee maker for X-mas. I was talking to my friend Austin about it last night and he said, "It sounds like you're 40 or something." I replied, "It's like I'm getting married...married to myself. Or married to my life."