Sleepless in Minneapolis

I was so tired this morning and just did not want to get up and I’ve been feeling that way lately. I guess it doesn’t help having Emily as a roommate. Last night I was awoken around midnight by Emily’s pleas of distress. She was giving her mice some medicine for they were sick and I guess something bad happened for she yelled out, “Matt! I think my mouse is choking!” (Matt’s her boyfriend.) Matt was in her room on the computer and said, “Well, what’s it doing?”
Emily replied, “It just stopped breathing!” Then I listened in agony and Emily began to sob and cry. (Agony because I wanted sleep.) Hehe, it was kind of funny though, and I know I sound so mean, but it’s funny because Matt is not a very good comforter and all he could come up with to say to Emily was, “Oh baby, don’t cry…don’t freak out Emily.” So then Emily called up her Aunt…at midnight and right when her aunt answers the phone, Emily is bawling and cries out, “It’s Emily, can you help me!” Now…if someone were to call and wake me up at midnight and they’re crying and saying “Help me!” I’d fucking freak out! Emily continues on, “Something’s wrong with my mouse!”

Anyway, so I guess it got all cleared up. Her mouse started to act normal again and such I guess. Emily continued to sob a little and I heard Matt say, “Baby come here.”
“No.” said Emily. “Come here,” she whined.“Emily! I really have to get this done.” Said Matt. (He was doing homework on the comp.) Hehe, I just find it so funny…just how “comforting” Matt is.