Monday, March 29, 2004

Something you should never say to your mother

Saturday, I went shopping at Victoria Secret as I was in dire need of bras. I ended up getting this cute pink one with green dots and pink straps and three sexy pairs of underwear. I had my stuff paid for and my bag of "goodies" handed to me and began to walk out of the store with my mother. I held the bag up in front of her face with a guilty smile on my face. "Jay will be a happy boy tonight." I said.
She just laughed and gave me this look of "You better be joking." She just said to me, "You're being naughty, I oughta bend you over my leg!"

Oh yeah, just to let you know Ian...the turkey has been sacrificed.

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