Pre-Pubescent Whores

My friend Jenell and I went into Des Moines on Friday night for a night of roller skating. We headed to this place called the Skadium, or something like that, and looked forward to a night of fun. Oh boy, that was place skanky, especially the little 13 year-olds that clogged the place. I'm really saddened when I see the young girls of America...I swear, girls are turning into little sluts younger and younger. Do you know that song where this guy goes: "Now slide to the left, slide to the right, Now jump!" Well, they did that song and there's this one part where they say "How low can you go?" and you're supposed to try and dance really low and such. Well, these three girls started humping the floor! Jenell and I just couldn't believe it! The DJ guy there yelled at them, "Girls stop that!" Well, they didn't stop, so he yelled again, "Cut that out! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
Earlier that night, I was in the bathroom stall and I could hear this 13-year-old girl yelling at about a 9 or 10 year old. "Dry that shirt off! Dad's gonna be pissed that yo' shirt is wet cause he gonna see yo' tits!" It's a 10-year-old girl that she was talking to! When I got out of the stall, she had taken off her shoe and was threatening to hit the girl with it! Oh, such drama..